May 1, 2006

How Do I Smell?

In the car the other night with my friend who was chatting with her friend over the cellphone:

Friend (talking on her cellphone): … What do you mean I’m like “a pile of shit surrounded by flies”? What kind of expression is that? I’d rather prefer “a rose amongst the thorns”.

My friend was amused, of course. I was laughing right beside her.

April 1, 2006

Silly Unexpected Comment #1

Conversation at A Place That Shall Not Be Named recently:

Friend: … Let me fortified myself before we start (sticks fork into cheese cake before we begin our tarot card game)

Me: OK. You get fortified and I’ll get fifty-fied!

Friend: (laughs out loud)

I talk silly sometimes.